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amused Welcome to the Pokemon Kink Meme~
I’ve been looking around, and, to my astonishment, I haven’t seen a kink meme for Pokemon (not one, oh how Arceus grieves). And the kink meme’s are becoming decidedly popular. So I got to thinking–maybe I should be the one to make a Pokemon one? I mean, it’s still a popular thing (among most of us)...so I’m gambling this...
If it lives, well total joy! And if it fails...at least I can say that I tried, right? Though, this journal will just become unused. Eh...
Here's Blackjackrocket's own Kink meme--Human only. =D
The Rules:
*The rules of the game are simple: a person ANONYMOUSLY requests a pairing + a kink [example: Ash/Misty; First Date], and another person fulfils said request if they feel up to it. Again, ANONYMOUSLY. [You don’t have to do it in the same format as me. Kthx]
I don’t care if you just wrote it fifty-five seconds ago, or you posted it somewhere else before. As long as it fits what the OP (original poster) wants, then ANON should deliver. <3
Kink? What?
A kink can range from something sweet (being outdoors) to something hardcore (total bondage). Something simple to something real complex. It doesn’t matter what; your kink can be angst, or it could be gender-bending. Whatever! =D Just as long as you specify (be it vague, or intricate), post it.
What’s allowed?
Anything and everything. I simply hate exclusions; so you Pokemon x Pokemon, Pokemon x Human, Yaoi, Het, Yuri, fans, come on in. From PG to NC-17. No excluding whatsoever. Though, if you are easily offended by the things I posted before...well then, I suggest you leave. D: Wouldn’t want to hurt your eyes...
Uh, so let me get this straight. I post a request anonymously, and if I see a request that I like, I can post my fic...anonymously. I can even ask for yuri pairings? And I can write totally hardcore fics too? As long as it fits the request...? Can you say awesome?
Awesome. But just a few things before we all get loose:
*Anything Pokemon–anime, game, manga–it’s all fair game.
*Japanese or American names? Doesn’t matter, if the OP doesn’t specify, then go right ahead~
*Shipping (Comashipping), Name-mesh (ShiroHika; DawCyn), x/Slash (Rafe x Blaziken; Harrison/Blaziken), or Love (AAML)? Doesn’t matter either. Though, if you use a Shipping or LOVE name, then you can also add the characters name afterwards. Some might not know that Ikarishipping is Paul x Dawn, and DAML stands for Drew and May love (or even Dawn and Misty love–OMG!).
*Denoting Dominance: Oh, how confusing can this be? By putting Pichu/Pikachu, who knows if the OP wants Pichu to be lusting after Pikachu or Pikachu totally topping? If you don’t care, there’s no need to specify. But if you do, then do so.
I think that’s all for now, if you have any question, don’t hesitate to ask me. =D And then I’ll add your question to the FAQ.
So, go wild! Don’t let this die! And, most of all, have fun, and start filling out them requests! We don’t want so many of them, and hardly any responses. What kind of fun would that be?
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List of Kinks to get ya'll started
Other Kink memes
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Anonymous
February 28 2008, 06:13:22 UTC 4 years ago
Pikachu x Meowth; Pikachu brings along some ketchup...
Anonymous
March 4 2008, 20:51:22 UTC 4 years ago
:NC-17
:Bondage & Oral
Please & Thank joo! :D
Anonymous
March 5 2008, 21:45:33 UTC 4 years ago
Please ♥
Anonymous
March 5 2008, 22:06:54 UTC 4 years ago
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March 12 2008, 02:45:45 UTC 4 years ago
Although, keep the smut to a minimum
Maybe some romantic/lovey kind of fluff?
Anonymous
July 24 2009, 08:31:39 UTC 2 years ago
In the daylight, nothing looked different. Pikachu would ride on Ash's shoulder, and Ash would occasionally reach up to pat him on the head, glancing to smile at the little yellow Pokemon.
However, after camp had been set up and night had fallen, the two often stayed awake long after everybody else had retired for the night, keeping watch. Sometimes, keeping watch was all they really did, just enjoying each other's company. But tonight, Pikachu had started pressing himself into Ash's side affectionately. Not incessantly, just a little nudge every now and then.
Ash answered by pulling Pikachu into his lap. He then leaned down, pressing his lips to the tip of Pikachu's twitching nose. Pikachu chuu'ed at him agreeably as he did so, before he angled his head up, pressing his mouth to Ash's. There was no awkward pause as they did this - if anything, the pair only relaxed more.
Pulling away, Ash smiled sincerely at Pikachu, leaning back against the grass. Pikachu immediately crawled up and sprawled out across his chest, peering at Ash hopefully. With a short laugh, Ash started to stratch behind one of Pikachu's ears. As always, it made Pikachu simply melt against him with a loving little chuu. They laid together like this for a long time, Ash content to watch the stars instead of the surroundings as he listened to Pikachu.
After a while, Ash realized that Pikachu had fallen asleep. With a half-hearted shrug, he hugged his friend closer to him, closing his eyes as he drifted to sleep as well.
Anonymous
March 17 2008, 09:42:39 UTC 4 years ago
Masqueradeshipping
So Lance/Will (IN THAT ORDER plz)Kink would be bondage
Added prompt is Lance trying to take Will's mask off
Anonymous
December 28 2010, 23:29:32 UTC 1 year ago
Re: Masqueradeshipping
I might try to do this one...Just one question: Do you want it to be their first time together? Because I was thinking about a fuck buddies-like kind of relationship, with Lance ocasionally going to Will's battle room and fucking him while no-one is around, ehehe~ eve
Also, expect engrish, A LOT OF ENGRISH, because my natural language is spanish
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March 29 2008, 23:07:09 UTC 4 years ago
September 6 2008, 02:01:10 UTC 3 years ago
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April 8 2008, 06:49:06 UTC 4 years ago
My kink is, er, stuff that's well-written. *kaffkaff*
Anonymous
July 22 2008, 00:16:31 UTC 3 years ago
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August 5 2008, 10:39:56 UTC 3 years ago
SECONDED
YES PLEASE.3 years ago
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September 8 2008, 04:39:28 UTC 3 years ago
Ano...
I'm shocked! Nobody's requested staffshipping yet?!Rukario/Sir Aaron
Whatever you want..
Shadow out!
Anonymous
February 15 2009, 15:49:53 UTC 3 years ago
Re: Ano...
Seconded! ^o^/Anonymous
September 10 2008, 03:02:54 UTC 3 years ago
Pikachu is a Girl!
MeowthxPikachuAfter some forced alone time Pikachu and Meowth find themselves falling in love/admitting feelings of affection they'd been hiding and consumate their feelings.
Anonymous
December 14 2008, 13:51:38 UTC 3 years ago
Re: Pikachu is a Girl!
(Yes, someone else with that belief! Pikachu = Female! ='D... I'm gonna type this, as if all Pokémon are able to talk. This'll take place during the one episode where they're stuck with that... Thing... Only at night. I'll search for the episode later.)"Ya knows, Pikachu, you could'ave 'ave 'dat whole apple. Why d'jaa share?"
"I can't stand it, seeing one starve. I just... It was instinct."
Meowth was touched by these words, and went on about how this enemy of his has treated him much nicer then his own friends.
"Like I said, I can't watch my kind suffer... That's why I've hated all things human and man-made.
That is, before I saw how stupid that trainer of mine is- Offerring his own body to those Spearows to protect me, a Pokemon..."
(Hey, get your mind outta the gutter! You know what I mean by "Offer" and "Body!")
"He, 'dat twerp actually did that for you?" Pikachu let out a small nod.
"Yeah... If his other Pokemon were suffering with all of those forced battles, I'd probably kill him by now. But.. He's different, that kid."
"I ah.. Dun't know wad'da say..."
"And you, damn cat, are about as close to human as it gets."
She was obviously reffering to the talking, walking, and lack of being treated like a Pokemon.
"No, wait, lemme explain.." He talked about Meowsie, (Spelled right?) and how she called him an everyday ally cat- so he've changed for her.
"Freak... That's what she called me then."
Hearing him talk about this cutsie rich cat made her shudder a little.
"As for "cat," yes I am, but I can't help it."
"You know the story of how the cats dominate rats like me, and would always get in trouble due to the rat's tricks?"
She was referring to an old cartoon Ash used to watch, but the characters weren't Pokemon at all.
(Tom & Jerry, anyone?)
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September 13 2008, 16:32:32 UTC 3 years ago
Whoever does this will be thanked with a mountain of virtual cookies ♥
Anonymous
July 19 2009, 21:20:51 UTC 2 years ago
Three Dog Night
I haven't written a fluff fanfiction in fucking forever. So... cheesy oneshot is cheesy.---
She was exhausted; disoriented. For weeks she had run for her life in the wild. And now the goddess of the north winds had to rest.
Suicune found a small glade and collapsed with her snout inches away from a cute little spring creek. Her eyes followed a dried leaf being carried away by the creek's current. She sighed; the symbolism hit too close to home. It only seemed like yesterday that the canine lovers separated. But even with the illusion of shorter time, it didn't make the heartbreak any less painful.
Nearby, Entei and Raikou already found each other, and figured there was safety in numbers. "It's like she dropped off the face of the earth..." Raikou whispered. He turned his attention to his fiery companion. "What if she-"
"NO!" Entei roared, the ground shook with matched fury. He recomposed himself. "No, she is quite capable of eluding capture." They continued walking in awkward silence.
The earthquake snapped Suicune out of her delirium. She rose to her feet and darted out into a clearing in the forest. Her head whipped from side to side, but the lack of any sign of life snowed her enthusiasm. How she missed them; her comrades. She lowered her head and sighed, her hopeful grin fading. "Suicune?!" Who was calling to her? She looked up and, like angels sent to respond to her prayer, there they were.
"Raikou! Entei!" Suicune rushed to their side, nuzzling both of them in greeting. "I thought I lost you both."
"You think we would let humans dominate us? You are sadly mistaken." Entei glanced at Raikou. "Isn't that right?"
"Oh yeah! Yeah it is!" A wide grin crept across his maw. "C'mon, we have a lot to discuss."
Night had rolled in by the time they made it to their destination, a vast field of midnight grass. Raikou and Entei sank to the ground, making themselves comfortable on the soft grass. Suicune weaseled her way in between them, resting her head on the back of Raikou's neck. "I never realized how big a world we live in. How many people do you think we meet in a lifetime?"
"Does it matter?" Entei huffed, what a stupid question.
"I dunno. A better question would be how many people we meet in a lifetime that impact our lives." Raikou looked out over the field.
"Well... I can think of two." Suicune looked up and smiled. Both Raikou and Entei moved in to lick her cheek at the same time. "Boys, boys. You can share but... one at a time for now." All three of them gazed at the stars above. "Promise me that the day you count all the stars in the sky... that's the day we'll separate."
"But that's impossible!" said Raikou.
"That's the point." Entei replied. "It's a promise."
"Yeah, I promise." The thunder dog yawned. "I'm gonna turn in."
"We all should." Suicune got up. As the dogs headed back into the forest to find a secure place to sleep, Suicune turned and looked back up at the sky.
"Thank you." She followed her suitors.
She was complete again.
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September 16 2008, 19:48:34 UTC 3 years ago
And I have no idea about the kink. I just like to see them together :|
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October 23 2008, 05:45:22 UTC 3 years ago
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October 23 2008, 05:49:33 UTC 3 years ago
Paul surprises himself by loving every moment of it.
Anonymous
October 23 2008, 21:48:02 UTC 3 years ago
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Anonymous
December 17 2008, 02:26:45 UTC 3 years ago
Silver tutoring Gold about the Periodic Table of Elements, and confusing Gold. Fluff or smut, I just want a smartass Silver and a slow Gold.
If anon fills this in, I swear on my life I will fill someone else's request.
Anonymous
December 17 2008, 02:40:05 UTC 3 years ago
Wrong kink meme.
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January 10 2009, 04:47:10 UTC 3 years ago
Charizard x Nidoqueen
Um, okay. I can't even fucking believe I'm doing this, but...Wild male Charizard is bored of mating only with females of his species, so one day he decides to, shall we say, sample an entirely different dish?Against that dish's will.
The "dish" in question is a tame female Nidoqueen who has wandered a little bit too far from home. And she actually enjoys it after the intial struggle.
Must be written at least decently, if not well.
Anonymous
October 2 2009, 16:26:47 UTC 2 years ago
Pt. 1: Meeting
Sired and tried were two excellent words for the solid Charizard napping beneath the branches of a tall beech tree. After several months of roaming the region, reeking havoc in the lives of other male Charizards and impregnating a vast many beauties with his offspring the wild male had grown tired of a game he’d come to know too well. Breathing deeply the cool scents of the shaded grotto he rolled over and gazed up into the wavering leaves. The ripe season was wearing thin and even he would soon be retiring to the quiet shelter of the caves once the cold winds began moaning.Temporarily blinded by a flash of sun the Charizard was too lost in his own world to acknowledge the low hum echoing softly on the slight breeze.
When he’d realized the sound came from a creature rather than the elements he sat up and turned to sniff in that direction. A strange scent met his senses. It was another Pokemon. Sniffing again he recognized it as female, newly into her prime. They all had that commonality of scent. A certain draw to which the body responded without mental interference. Curious the large male crawled from his nap-spot and made his way stealthily through the trees. Despite his size his footfalls fell quietly on the serenade of this stranger. Emerging into a small clearing he spotted the female kneeling beside a clump of rich vegetation. It was a Nidoqueen, her light blue skin shimmering in the calm sunlight. Inhaling again Charizard could tell that she was tamed. A male trainer who had, for whatever reason, left her temporarily to her own devices in the forest. Grunting to announce himself he approached and she looked up curiously.
“Day to you. What’s your name?”
“A Charizard? What do you want with me? I do not wish to fight you.”
“You jump fast to conclusions. Your name will be fine.” He smiled, sidling up to sit to her left.
“I’m Nora and you?”
“Char.”
“That’s original.”
“You have a trainer so where is he?”
“Ben has gone off to train some of his other Pokemon. He will return for me at dusk.”
Pausing she took a quick look over her shoulder. “Are there any Nidoking in this forest?”
“None that I know of, only the very occasional, trainer led one. This is my territory and I defend it with great strength.” Grinning Char pieced together the true reason why this Ben had left his Nidoqueen alone in the forest. “I guess he’ll be disappointed when he finds you aren’t pregnant.”
A dark colour flashed across her cheeks and she lowered her eyes. “How dare you assume things about him! And…and me!”
“No need to assume about you. It’s nature’s course that female’s go into heat and if your trainer has any brains he would not have missed the signs.”
“Impudent! We have a phrase for your assumptions.” Snorting she nuzzled through the vegetation and began eating.
“Let’s not fight. I hate to make females mad. It has a nasty habit of biting you in awkward places later on.” Chuckling Char extended his long neck and snipped a branch of ripe fruit from the higher reaches of a Ula tree. “Here, these are excellent.”
Anonymous
January 20 2009, 20:57:56 UTC 3 years ago
Licking.
Anonymous
November 13 2009, 04:18:14 UTC 2 years ago
Relaxation Techniques (Part One)
Okay, I know it's been almost a year since this was requested, but late is better than never. Is this what you wanted, anon? This is my first time writing something like this, so I hope it's okay.--
Lara collapsed to the ground with a groan, throwing her pack haphazardly beside her. She had just spent a long, hot day navigating through thick trees and brush, only to become lost late in the afternoon. Now, it was dark out and she couldn’t hope to find her way out of the forest without straying even more off-track than she already had. Feeling wiped, she simply pulled out her sleeping bag, stripped to her undergarments, and lay down on top of it. At this point, she really could care less who stumbled upon her in such a state of undress.
All her muscles burned, her feet ached, and she was sweating from the exertion and heat. She wished she had paid just a little more attention to her map, but what was done was done. She sighed, thinking longingly of her soft, comfy bed at home, her house with air conditioning, her mother to cook meals for her.
When something brushed against her cheek, she didn’t even have the energy to jump. Turning her head, she saw her constant companion and friend, an Eevee named Belle.
“Hey, girl,” Lara smiled, moving her cheek to bump Belle’s nose. Belle let out a small ‘vee’ and licked Lara’s cheek.
Belle knew her master was feeling tense and tired, and wanted to do something to help her relax. They had been on the road constantly for the last little while, training and battling very hard. Belle gave Lara’s nose a lick, then moved down to taste her lips. Lara giggled.
“What are you doing, Belle?” Lara asked playfully, pulling her face away but reaching up a hand to pet her soft fur. Belle just leaned back in and pressed her muzzle against Lara’s mouth. Belle poked her tongue out, pushing past Lara’s lips.
Lara jolted backwards with a yelp.
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January 28 2009, 19:35:11 UTC 3 years ago
Fluff is fine, or smut if you're up to it.
Anonymous
June 9 2009, 06:45:05 UTC 2 years ago
Maybe someone with more google-fu than I could at least find a link to something decent? I know that isn't really the point of this, but not many requests are being filled (and I can't write for shit, sorry)
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March 15 2009, 07:59:25 UTC 3 years ago
June 7 2010, 01:15:55 UTC 1 year ago
http://priestessofxtc.livejournal.com/3
Anonymous
March 16 2009, 04:23:16 UTC 3 years ago
Gameverse Darkrai/Cyrus noncon. As Lovecraftian and incomprehensibly scary as possible.
Anonymous
March 25 2009, 00:53:11 UTC 3 years ago
Kukukuku ;)
Lagomorphshipping. Yuri.Pikachu is sick and tired of Buneary refering to her as a boy,and decides to show her that she's not..
That sounded perverted xD
Anonymous
March 25 2009, 03:08:26 UTC 3 years ago
No pairing preference at all. Just please make it work~
Anonymous
November 19 2009, 19:12:59 UTC 2 years ago
question
Possibly interested anon would like to know whether you'd rather have a human in the equation at all - as if, human x Ditto in human shape, or 'mon x human!Ditto, or 'mon x 'mon!Ditto, or... ? :DAnonymous
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